There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees and rollerblades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black chevrolet
He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face)
He said 'son, you ever been to vegas?' I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said 'i left my wallet in el segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to the mandalay bay hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well?
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!'
... moving on,
why doesent everyone like Robbie Williams, he has sung a song for everyone, I rekonses that most people who bluntly say they "dont like him" merely havnt had a suitable sampling of this amazing man. I blame DJ's. Which is quite a claim, because that my saturday job, but seriously, I do lol, they always play his dancy songs, all bleugh and dancy, but this is not good, as he has done some amazing albums too, such as Escapology, and Swing When You're Winning, (N.B. The US version of Escapology is far better than the UK one, and the Japan version is the best Swing when you're winning). Its really not fair on the fella :p
anyway this has croped up in coversation repeatedly for me, especially with izzie, as she hates him, and I love him. When in the B & Q car park the other day, we were having a friendly argument discussion, about it with a lady in a burger van called hidi, she agreed with me, that he's the best thing since sliced bread, and she'd know, been in tha food industry an' all.
Outcome... I won... the killer line...
And he's pretty fit!
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