Your secrets out and the best part is it isnt even a good one!

Wow, what a lyric... and so true too...

People now know this blog exists...

... at lunch time today, tory hallum was trying to get on...

... and so were other people... this is odd... noone really cares about me... they are just nosey... those likely to give a shit already know about it... or about everything in it :P...

i am not bothered... as joel said... its on the internet... people will read it... get over it...

and so i shall... i am not bothered anymore... cos i am who i am and will remain so until im not...

... at which post i shall inform you thusly here...

until then...

welcome back if I invited you...

... stop being a nosey cunt if i didnt ... and yes... fatty garland is a woofta boi... get over it...

love light and peace

matt

x

Ooh, its my turn!

Dear (the last person who TAG you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.
You should also know that I (10) (11).

(12), Your name.

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I really like you
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscopes don't .
match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - When your dog ran amok
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - Last year
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - At the park
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Looking
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - At me lovingly
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Iraq
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Frostbitten
Heroes - Open
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How happy i felt
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed

8. What's the colour of your bedroom walls?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - Your photos
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from LA
Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Others - The memories in the military service

9. What is the first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your some of your photos
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - Results of your blood sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. What is the last letter of your last name?
A/B - Will tell the authorities about
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will always will remember
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The moments we had together
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second World War
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you want to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Thanks for the memories
Egypt - Fuck off
France - In pain

...

Dearest Grandma...

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me In your closet and I saw you Looking My avocado plant.

I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory.

You should also know that I Never will forget Eggplant fetishism.

Fuck off, Matt!

...

P.s. im tagging tabs on this one! (psst i no thats tabs aswell as grandma but never mind!)

i LOVE robbiewilliamsandiwant THE WORLD to KNOW!

Liv, who I have failed as of yet to formerly introduce to you, but she is one of the besetest friends in the world, and I have been discussing something. Infact we discuss many things, but something big this time... and we have decided IT IS TIME

For ever and a day i have been ashamed of the fact that i will quite happily give and take it up the bum (apologies for the phrasing, which was all wrong cos only girls read this blog lol) anyway, back on subject; but i rekon that it is time for people to know that i am bi, the reasons being as follows:

1) No-one actually cares so far, and i no longer see a reason why they would, its accepted nowadays and becides, according to me, and many girls, (including ali, cherrrrching:P!) being gay or bi is actually quite a sexy trait. Also, if anyone has a problem with it, they are far to shallow and unaccepting for me to consider listening to a word they have to say, and to take it seriously.

2) Ali isnt bothered either, she says i can, so this is good. Always ive not wasnted to say for whoever ive been out with but now ali doesent care, and i have realised its about me, no-one else, so why shouldnt I.

3) Conversations about fit guys are fantastic, especially if there are other guys there, its great to push them out of their cumfort zone :P.

4) I have made some good friends on the basis that lasses feel they can open up to you cos you understand cos your a guy, and also you can have an opinion cos you like guys. On the other hands, lads take a shine to you cos your "interesting", this doesent happen very often, as many also thing your "sick" i dont care though..

5) I am proud of who i am, mbe i shud drop a few pounds and do some work from time to time, but i do love being me which is fantastic news :), ali said "she wouldnt change me even if she could" ... that means a lot to me, and so has boosted my self confidence.

... of course there are bad bits, id be slated if my family ever found out, and Joel-fucking-skiiny-waker-Gabb found out the other day (no idea how), and he said it was attention seeking, so im not going to shout it out to the world, but i will endevor to hint i.e. (nothing wrong with being gay) and if anyone asks, then i shall tell them. And all will be fun fun fun...

The only other issue is my family would disown me, and my grandad would kill me if he found out there was gay to the garland name. But once again i dont care.

So thats that then its official, and i dont care who knows it!

:D

(ps the title is in reference to the post I love Robbie williams, and so does heidi)

... The snow and ticker tape blurs all my senses numb ...

...Thanks to snow patrol for that one.

and WOW the singular most amazing moment of my life has just occured...

picture the scene ... a gorgeous blond girl and the light fluffy snow that doesent make you wet but that makes everything beautiful. School ends early and we wonder back to hers for a bit, spend lots of time moping about, and building up to the singular most beautiful 3 hours of my life. We took the snow by the balls and went for it, walking into town surrounded in a white paradise of amazing-ness, while completely and utterly consumed in nothing but each other.

It was so romantic, we laughed, and we were there together, one of the very few moments of my life when i genuinly thought, i wish i could stay like this for ever. We wondered aimlessly townwards together with no sence of purpose, time or direction; sharing heat, sharing hugs, sharing kisses, sharing each other, sharing love. Stopping every now and again... just to hold each other and look out to a beautiful view of falling snow on an already beautiful city.

Town was jus as gorgeous ... we got lost in borders looking for mum a birthday present, which was cool, before wondering round town for a bit, stopping off at hmv, and just generally chatting about anything, everything, and each other. We ended up in pizza hut, this was cool too :D ... had an awesum time lol first time in a long time i have had to behave in a restearant. We finished up and then... then came the fairy tale ending...

We set off into the cold, full up from out meals so with stiches, far too cold for our own good, far too wet too, but madly and comletely consumed in each other to the point where none of this mattered. Neither did the fact that the falling snow was now rain... it felt like snow... the light headed-ness and the want for nothing but to be together made everything perfect. we wondered back towards the river side, in a beautiful white and romantic york, where we then went and stood on the boarding platform for the river toors (a mid river platform, accessible by bridge, about 2m square), where we stood surrounded by the water, with the lights from everything around us shimmering to our feet like we were the only thing that mattered in the world. We stood in one anothers arms, absorbing one another, loving one another, and protecting one another, feeling so safe in a place so dangerous. A kiss was followed by a suggestion to leave our island of nothing-else-matters and we continued down the river side, the lights still falling to our feet like we were the only two people in the world. This didnt last long, we soon found ourselves sprawled across a bench, once again keeping eachother safe in our hearts... to stay for ever. It was here we had the first date "in two months time" chat, it concluded of yes!, for god sake yes! lol... then i asked... "can we say yes to fee tomorrow?" ... (fee had said to us "are you two cold or going out", yesterday, to which i replyed "i dont know", ali and i looked at each other and both our faces exploded into smiles with excitement, "ask us again on friday" i continued to fee),ali pressed her lips to mine, before anouncing that of course we could ... I oficially have a girlfriend :D woooo :P ... sorry nicky last time... We held each other close again, kissing from time to time, and laughing with each other, (and occasionally at each other) . It was here we stayed until we were so cold we couldnt feel any of our limbs, basking in one anothers company and radiating internal warmth enough to counter the icy coldness all the way to the centers of each others heart. Despite the cold neither of us could take the smile from our faces, as we sat in the most beautiful place in the world, in the most beautiful situation. We decided to go before we died of hypothermia and so snuggled up to one another as we made our way back to ali's (we managed not to be tempted by sitting on the bridge or anywhere else for that matter, before curling up on ali's sofa with a secret agreement between us, (which was never actually mentioned) "WOW, TONIGHT WAS AMAZING!"

And she wont read this... but never mind, thankyou ali, I love you!

XxxXxxX