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I have joined a group blog...

One with my "urban family, woooo..."
basically it's Nikky, Mems, Tilda, Anna and Me, all in a mad raving website of doom, should be awesome, and will!

Check it out, its a rave!

I like Robbie Williams! and so does Hidi

As promised, me an my monkey is about to be explained...

There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees and rollerblades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black chevrolet
He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face)
He said 'son, you ever been to vegas?' I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said 'i left my wallet in el segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to the mandalay bay hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well?
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!'

A quote from the song "Me and my monkey" by robbie williams, a subject that often falls into conversation if you're me, which you're not as we discussed earlyer, unless of course this is me reading it, ooh it could be, wow... HI ME! ...

... moving on,

why doesent everyone like Robbie Williams, he has sung a song for everyone, I rekonses that most people who bluntly say they "dont like him" merely havnt had a suitable sampling of this amazing man. I blame DJ's. Which is quite a claim, because that my saturday job, but seriously, I do lol, they always play his dancy songs, all bleugh and dancy, but this is not good, as he has done some amazing albums too, such as Escapology, and Swing When You're Winning, (N.B. The US version of Escapology is far better than the UK one, and the Japan version is the best Swing when you're winning). Its really not fair on the fella :p

anyway this has croped up  in coversation repeatedly for me, especially with izzie, as she hates him, and I love him. When in the B & Q car park the other day, we were having a friendly argument discussion, about it with a lady in a burger van called hidi, she agreed with me, that he's the best thing since sliced bread, and she'd know, been in tha food industry an' all.

Outcome... I won... the killer line...

And he's pretty fit!

When feeling down a while ago, I found something beautiful in a poor attempt to cheer myself up which involved a google images search for smile...

Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu,

When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin

When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile then I realized its worth,

A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected

Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

It worked!, i knew i recognised tha poem, and i did, its one my head teacher told us in assembly in primary school, it took me mentally back to amazing happy times and the illustration, well thats awesum too, nt sure if its real or what they are but hey oh, still love it, anyways, this reminds me of another happying thing, see next post...

(...probably :D)

Scuse me missus!

The more observant among you will have noticed the following...

 Nicole said...

well, if you are one in a million, there are still about 6000 people exactly like you. suck on that! =P

And, nicole smith, I would like to point out that I wrote 6,000,000,000 which i do believe is 6000 times a million, which makes me, the only me, will you please read my posts before comnmenting ever so rudely

a kind note :p

ha ha you got owned

I was normal once, it was a tuesday

A reply to my amazing girlfrend Emma's question...

"have you ever been normal?"

To which, If I'm perfectly honest, the answer should have been no, but never mind.

Anyway, I should probably introduce myself, but if you are here because you know who I am, then you know who I am, and if you don't know who I am and are here by chance, then it doesent make a scrap of difference who I am anyway, so you know maybe I wont, but then that would just be rude, and so I take the opertunity to say, from the bottom most reaches or my heart...

Hi, I'm Matt!

Wow, a whole sentence with capital letters at the start of each word, thats fantastic.

Anyhoodles... here you will find everything that makes me laugh, cry, sing, dance, go awww, or go urrgh, enjoy, im one in 6,000,000,000 what are the odds ok knowing someone else like me?